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05 August 07 - 20:56Bacon and Peanut Butter Sandwich

Cholesterol too low?  Not enough sodium in your diet?  Boy do I have the cure for you.  It sounds strange to some people, but a peanut butter and bacon sandwich tastes absolutely fantastic.  I've been talking it up a lot lately, so I decided to put my money where my mouth is and make another one of these precious treats.

As with any project involving bacon, start with the finest ingredients.  This is a premium "thick cut" variety.  It smells really good even before its cooked.  Since I don't actually want to die instantly, this brand doesn't actually have a ton of sodium and it has zero preservatives.

Bacon!!!

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21 August 06 - 20:06How to Drink Alone

Bored? Sad? Got a little time to kill? Well, if you follow my simple steps, soon you'll be able to try and fill that void inside you with the only thing that really matters. Booze!

Step 1: Get a big empty glass

pint glass

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