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26 August 07 - 18:15Don't talk to strangers

In an episode of Metalocalpyse the character William Murderface says "I'd rather chop off my ding dong than admit that [booze ain't food]." His fictional band mate Toki replies "wowee!" Wowee indeed. Murderface is clearly a man of principles. He'd sooner mutilate himself than mis-categorize something precious to him. Its with this in my mind that I must divulge the following anecdote in which I have sinned against the metal gods.

The following only has a chance to be funny or relevant to fans of metal (and even then I'm not sure its funny). You were warned...

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05 August 07 - 20:56Bacon and Peanut Butter Sandwich

Cholesterol too low?  Not enough sodium in your diet?  Boy do I have the cure for you.  It sounds strange to some people, but a peanut butter and bacon sandwich tastes absolutely fantastic.  I've been talking it up a lot lately, so I decided to put my money where my mouth is and make another one of these precious treats.

As with any project involving bacon, start with the finest ingredients.  This is a premium "thick cut" variety.  It smells really good even before its cooked.  Since I don't actually want to die instantly, this brand doesn't actually have a ton of sodium and it has zero preservatives.

Bacon!!!

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